AnalSplash (10:25:53 PM): What the fuck is a gigglegrenade? some sort of faggot weapon of mass destruction? I think so
gigglegrenade (10:26:00 PM): more like
gigglegrenade (10:26:07 PM): weapons of massterbation

Hello My name is

crista

My gender identity is

admirer, ally, ask me, autosexual, bimbo, blonde, bondage, bottom, bubbly, caring, cat lover, cuddly, cute, demon, feline, female, furry, gender nazi, girlfag, hippychick, homoblivious, LGBTQIA, minx, miss, misunderstood, mommy's boy, none of the above, one-spirit, otherkin, passive, polysnuggler, pro-choice, pro-gay, puto, submissive, sweet, treehugger, twin-spirit, uninterested, vanilla, weird, whatever, who cares, yestergay

What's yours?

Finding myself in a spiritual rut has driven me into research for a different religion. Toaism has sparked my interest, and so while reading up on this ancient religion i found something rather lulz-worthy.


Liu Ling was a poet and outspoken Taoist in ancient china. He was famous not only for his beautiful haikus and prose but also his uninhibited behavior. He credited his eccentricity to "freedom from society" and followed only nature. Often he would get drunk and spend time in his room completely nude. When criticized by a visitor for his nudity, Liu responded, "The universe is my home; this room my trousers-- what are you doing in my trousers?"

...and thats this week's wierd pic.

today i put my kitten Biscotti in my rabbit's cage and watched Waffles furiously hump her with a passion for 10 minutes. then i got bored and wached maury.
i came back to take biscotti out and she looked a bit shaken. poor baby.

DarkestxTruth: Those are some hot twins
gigglegrenade: :x
DarkestxTruth: hahah
DarkestxTruth: would you have sex with hannah montana?
gigglegrenade: fuck no
gigglegrenade: if i wanted a white trash preteen
DarkestxTruth: I wouldnt either
gigglegrenade: id raid the trailor park on methed-up monday
DarkestxTruth: mmmhmm
DarkestxTruth: I wouldnt either
DarkestxTruth: hahah
DarkestxTruth: me too

ok this lesbian messaged me flirting and shit... all of a sudden, i get this shit... read with caution, etc...



let me lay you back on the bed with your knees spread and up as I bury my lips into your pussy once again, this time aggressively fucking you with my tongue. Getting your whole pussy soaking wet with your sweet juices and my saliva. Then I creep up to you - eyes locked - as I approach your waiting mouth and press the end of my strap-on dildo against our pussy - into your pussy as I kiss you passionately. You jump and moan as I drive aggressively into you - mercilessly fucking you as I hold your mouth captive and pin your arms down to the bed. You're not going anywhere and this time the ride will be rough and passionate... can you feel the dildo moving deep in and out of you ans I moan softly letting you know that your gasps are only getting me hotter and hotter?

And don't forget - My pussy is tucked away under the strap on so I only have the sight of you to make me come.... but the sight of you reaching orgasm will do it for me beautiful... and once again, you know not to come without me....

stay on your back, love - you have no chioce, pinned down like this , and feel me pull out of you and take my wet strap on lower as I whisper in your ear to raise up for me - that's a good girl - a nasty whore - knowing your ass is about to be fucked hard but staring into my eyes and obliging - lifting to allow me to enter you - pressing the dildo slowly but firmly against your asshole. You resist at first, then succumb as my toy slides into you - you gasping as I go deeper - deeper - just staring into your beautiful eyes with a loving smile as you squirm against my hands - you forehead wrinkles as you struggle to accept my assault. Then I slowly fuck you - your ass feeling my thrusts - then getting quicker, more rhythmic as kiss you again despite your gasps... how I love you my dirty nasty sweetheart. I can feel my pussy getting so wet - my legs feeling the moisture sliding down. You make me so horny - so hotttt!

Then I whisper "don't you dare move your arms, now" as I raise up and release them - taking your ass in my hands - digging my nails into it then grabbing the dildo and start teasing your pussy with it. You're so wet love... you ready for it already? "How nice" I say - how gorgeous - as I begin sliding it in as I lean back - making sure the strap on continues it's work...


so you enjoy the strap on fucking your ass while I slide the other dildo into your wetness - filling you so... are you behaving yourself? are you keeping those hands flat on the bed? don't you wish you could let them roam your body? my body? Nothing is holding them except my insistence they not move... such a good girl - my obedient, frustrated dream. Your pussy and ass so much mine to fill with my toys - make you crazy with the assault - as your upper body begs for attention... perhaps some soft caresses - and some nasty scratches with my nails of my free hand - up your tight, perfect tummy. Teasing the edges of your breasts - so close to your erect nipples - as the dildos seem to go deeper with every stroke.

i hope your happy.
and judging by your face, those are the sour kind.

Say no to brains
It's a no-brainer
Lowest common
____________
denominator


haha, my sister is jealous of my perfect skin and excellently angled myspace photos so she is begging for money from my dad for a photoshoot. XDDDD
this world is sad.


wierd commercial. it was freaky, with twanging indian music and dancing people with wolf heads advertising dark chocolate covered altoids with the slogan/ rhetorical question of "CURIOUS?" repeated over and over.

i think we all know what audience adult swim is marketing towards.
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gigglegrenade: http://monster-girl.homelinux.net/up/No_2160.jpg
gigglegrenade: PLANT GIRL
DarkestxTruth: sexy
DarkestxTruth: id pollunize her

i'm struggling with all my abuse
'cause inexperience is where I lose
mother fucker.
i'm struggling to keep my edge
with 2 hookers
and an 8 ball baby
for all the fine ladies
rolling out in my Mercedes
and into the 80s
with a high case of rabies
and a high strung beat

okay so yesterday me monica, rach, and chris went to the whitwood mall place and we danced and skipped and i went to target to play with this 20 questions thingy and i was thinking of a dildo and at the end it guessed "IS IT A FETISH?" and i said yes it is and then it didn't guess any further. .___.;;

and we went to jc pennys to use the bathroom and i used thier computers to go online and they got mad >:3

oh lawd everytime i go out with them i eat too much candy. i came back home at like... 9:30 so i wasnt that tired. meh still i had a great day. n__n

gigglegrenade: "IMA MAC I DRESS LIKE A TRENDY EMO AND IM DESIGNED FOR TEENS WITH DOWN SYNDROME"
darkdoomer: they forced us to use macintoshes in CGi school.
darkdoomer: lol
darkdoomer: yeh thats exactly that !
gigglegrenade: "im a pc. im a good comprehensible computer that isnt restricted to kids with myspace."

yeah... imma see what there is to do today. ive been hanging out with rach alot, which means ive been neglecting the other... 200+ friends of mine. >_>;;

oh shi- my mommy just made pancakessssADASFLJLJLK